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Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
37%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Ridikzappa 3:09 Tue Jan 26
Black James Bond
The possibility that Idris Elba is going to be the next James Bond has made me think, isn't the character of James Bond an all-action, risk-taking, womanising, white man?

How about:

Hugh Grant as Shaft?
Samuel L Jackson as Miss Marple?
Russell Crowe as Lando Calrissian
Eddie Murphy as Hercule Poirot?

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Dr Congo 12:44 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
There was a black Nancy in a TV Oliver Twist a couple of years ago, she was great. I think Elba could do Bond.

Keep dreaming 9:23 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
White actors should be left out of all films in 2016. Think of all the opportunities:
Black Bond, Asian Superman, Syrian Dirty Harry, Black Labrador etc

Ridikzappa 8:39 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
RH wrote...

Re: Black James Bond
'I think Peter Dinklage should be the next James Bond personally'

That is a brilliant suggestion and must happen.

the coming of gary 2:17 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
David Gyasi is a very good black British actor mid - thirties.

Adrian Lester had the cool clean cut look, but at 47, probably too old to start a run
.

SilverSurfer 1:53 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
Elba is good, but not that good.

cholo 12:28 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
Mashed

Fuck off, that was a casting only bettered by Bernard Bresslaw playing Upsidaisi in Carry On In The Jungle.

bruuuno 12:24 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
Aka mr polite

Gentile 12:18 Sat Jan 30
Re: Black James Bond
I heard the next Bond will be a black ginger gay Syrian refuge.

mashed in maryland 6:49 Fri Jan 29
Re: Black James Bond
...and has been heralded ever since as one of the most hilarious examples of miscasting?

mashed in maryland 6:47 Fri Jan 29
Re: Black James Bond
Reply Nietzsche 9:11 Thu Jan 28

By "that samurai" you mean Genghis Khan yeah?

RH 6:07 Fri Jan 29
Re: Black James Bond
I think Peter Dinklage should be the next James Bond personally

1chop 4:44 Fri Jan 29
Re: Black James Bond
Dom 6:19 Thu Jan 28

In Moonraker, Special Branch Officer Gala Brand thinks that Bond is "certainly good-looking . . . Rather like Hoagy Carmichael in a way. That black hair falling down over the right eyebrow. Much the same bones. But there was something a bit cruel in the mouth, and the eyes were cold."

In the novels (notably From Russia, with Love), Bond's physical description has generally been consistent: slim build; a three-inch long, thin vertical scar on his right cheek; blue-grey eyes; a "cruel" mouth; short, black hair, a comma of which falls on his forehead. Physically he is described as 183 centimetres (6 feet) in height and 76 kilograms (167 lb) in weight.

After Casino Royale, Bond also had the faint scar of the Russian cyrillic letter "Ш" (SH) (for Shpion: "Spy") on the back of one of his hands, carved by a SMERSH agent.

cholo 11:52 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
He's a gooner from Newham.

Schoffie 11:47 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
idris was born in ghana

geoffpikey 11:40 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
From today's ever-entertaining PopBitch

"A number of years ago, a young drama student in need of a bit of cash took a job at porn-supremo David Sullivan's warehouse – helping pack and ship a bunch of dildos and other sexual accoutrements.

"For reasons that are now lost to the mists of time, the new kid earned himself a nickname from the old hands there. They called him "Chicken Fucker".

"And they still do whenever they see him out and about.

"Even though he is much better known now to most people as Idris Elba."

Bond and Sulli in one post. Thank me later.

Nietzsche 9:15 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
Beautiful mind, the blokes wife is full is salvadorian immigrated but movie played by Jennifer Connelly hah.

Nietzsche 9:11 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond

The real life gambling team from the movie 21 was all asians, only one asian in the movie

Emma stone playing a "half asian and white girl" in Aloha
Jake Gyllanhall as Prince of Persia?

Katherine Hepburn as a Chinese lady?

Marlon Brando as Emiliano Zapata?

Lawerence Olivier as Othello?

White people for EVERY actor in Exodus Gods and Kings?

John Wayne as that Samurai in The Conquerer ?


List goes on and on, and remember at least Idris is actually British............

Agent Scud 7:02 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
I'm not a huge Bond fan but it just seems wrong to have an established character change ethnicity.

It's widely known that Bond's early life was based on Fleming's own. Bond attended Eton and given the dates used in the books for his joining the MoD would have been there in the 1930s. I don't think it was a particularly diverse establishment back then.

Also considering his parents are Scottish and Swiss I think it's safe to assume that he's white.

Dom 6:19 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
I haven't read any of the books, but I am told that at no point is Bond's colour mentioned.

if that is the case, then its no big deal the actor is black. more of a concern should be that he is shit

Eerie Descent 5:58 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
Would you let him clean out your pipes, Nurse?

Nurse Ratched 2:43 Thu Jan 28
Re: Black James Bond
I LOVE Richard Ayoade.

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